I am stressed.

I re-acknowledged this a few days back when I got a piece of Bic splinter in my lip. This is a small selection of the stationery that has fallen victim to the present episode. It is a bad habit.

After our final exams at school I noted-to-self that at no point in the future should I ever own a metal pen again or my teeth would be gone before I reached 30.

I have not yet lost any teeth.

I am also not yet 30.